I got a call from an Audi Rep, headed over to an Audi warehouse or whatever they call it, and had a look at some of the R8’s there. The Rep sat with me in one I picked out, the one down bellow, yes, ha, die of jealousy, and talked me through the specs, as if I didn’t already know them by heart.
Then, he handed me the keys, and another rep came and gave me some paper work, said keep that with you, it’s your car till Monday, bring it back in one piece if you can. She smiled and walked away, I was left sitting in the car, keys in one hand, paper work that I didn’t even have to sign in the other…the Audi R8 was mine. All mine…
So, apart from having driven it practically none stop since I got it, and oh the joy i’ve had showing off, unbelievable, I have finally decided to type up a review, so without further delay, here’s my review on the Audi R8:
First off, the Audi R8 will make you weak at the knees, at the elbows, ankles, finger joints, at the everything. It’s the best thing Audi has produced since sliced bread, yes Audi are the ones responsible for sliced bread, don’t doubt my words, I am typing this on my macbook from the back of my (yes, my) parked R8, so i know what i’m talking about.
Let’s take a look at this beasts Performance:
Let’s look at it this way, 100kmh in 4 seconds flat with a top speed of 300kmh…yes I knew you knew it was a supercar, but do you get what those numbers mean? Earth-shattering. The speed would grow hair on a babies chest. Stick your head out the passenger window with it doing 300kmh and you will be smiling for life, whether you like it or not…and yes, I can confirm that it does around a 100kmh in 4 seconds…I had to give it a shot, what can I say. Then there’s the 4.2 v8 Lion that comes with it…really, it’s untouchable.
The handling in the R8 is second to none, and while it’s four-wheel drive, most of the insanity (power) is directed to the back wheels making it that much more of a ‘car’. You can really tell Audi has done unthinkable magic to get the Audi R8 the way it is, to handle how it does, to drive the way ti does.
The R8 is not Cool. You can’t call the R8 cool and expect to be taken seriously, if you think it’s cool you have not driven one.
The R8 is totally ballistic bordering impracticality and by it’s own right the most outrageous car on the planet. It has it’s own little bubble filled with special awesomeness made up of angelic baby monk farts and all things wonderful in this world, and nothing can change that.
Another thing, the interior…I tried to take a picture of the interior, my lens cracked. You know how they say real angels are so magnificent and pure that if you were to lay your eyes on them, you’d lose your eyes, and mind, and go mental? I would live in the R8, I would eat sleep and …. yes, in the R8. Hell it’s more comfortable than my $3,700 leather sofa made from baby unicorn skin.
It’s comfortable, great vision, and surprisingly quite when you’re not unleashing hell. It’s low, so if you have a bad back, I suggest you get a back transplant, because not owning an Audi R8 simply because of a blown out back or old age is not an excuse you pussy. Sell you kids, a kidney, or both and buy one, i’m serious.
While it’s a supercar and servicing will more than likely have to be paid in uncut diamonds, it really is worth it, and nothing to worry about if you can afford it in the first place. It’s as impressive as a Lamborghini Reventon that I recently drove, much more affordable and easily an every day car too.
Anyway, I want to thank Audi again for this experience, the car is as awesome as I thought it was the day it was brought to life. And Wang, I owe you one, thank you
i have white car like this before but i already sell it just to buy a brand new car..my old car is just a used car and i spend a lot of money because of it
ReplyDeleteselling my car